among the smoke, strippers, & mirrors, i found a strapping fellow throwing singles,
and soon after,
we weren’t.
— June 10, 2020 —
grab a glass & a seat
among the smoke, strippers, & mirrors, i found a strapping fellow throwing singles,
and soon after,
we weren’t.
— June 10, 2020 —
Whether an un(tin)canny resemblance to Tuna, or a fixation with blowholes, I’ve caught & released plenty of fish — but want an Aquaman who flips my fin to full fillet.
— Nov 27, 2018 —
Your power to poison me, the potency, filled me with fear.
You had my heart on reserve,
until you asked for the check.
— Sept 9 2018 —
Whisky isn’t always the answer, but its worth a shot or three to be sure.
Nowadays a great party is determined by if I get to be home and in bed by 10 p.m.
Every rose has its #TeamCORN. Now please take a moment to tweet your goodbyes
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