He’d be an Azkaban prisoner and I’d be a sexy dementor trying to suck his soul out of his magic wand until he accio’ed.
— Aug 2, 2021 —
grab a glass & a seat
He’d be an Azkaban prisoner and I’d be a sexy dementor trying to suck his soul out of his magic wand until he accio’ed.
— Aug 2, 2021 —
among the smoke, strippers, & mirrors, i found a strapping fellow throwing singles,
and soon after,
we weren’t.
— June 10, 2020 —
it’s important to treat your body like at temple
an orthodox temple,
and i only let jews come inside me
— Fall 2019 Collection —
Be really specific if you need a phone charger, because if you ask for a plug, you’ll get thrown an anal toy.
— Oct 30, 2019 —
One of them is a porn star, the other is an infant.
— May 20, 2019 —
“Tomatoes exist in BOTH fruit and vegetable groups. They’re the bi-racial child of the produce aisle.” — Kanye
— Feb 2, 2019 —
Whether an un(tin)canny resemblance to Tuna, or a fixation with blowholes, I’ve caught & released plenty of fish — but want an Aquaman who flips my fin to full fillet.
— Nov 27, 2018 —
Controversy fit for a queen: Nicki Minaj’s latest album flopped harder than Trump’s golf shorts on the green.
— Sept 16, 2018 —
Your power to poison me, the potency, filled me with fear.
You had my heart on reserve,
until you asked for the check.
— Sept 9 2018 —
You’re nobody until you’re blogged about
— Aug 1 2018 —